Now Taking Applications for "Player 2"

Former neuroscientist turned wanderer. They say this is my Jesus year - either I'll create something legendary or go out in flames. Care to find out which?

I've lived in a van for five years, officiated weddings in four states, and have my art permanently etched on friend's bodies. My friends trust me with their lives - literally. I'm the one who shows up unannounced at their doorstep when they're breaking apart, and the last one standing on their wedding dance floor.

"The pursuit is happiness" is tattooed on my ribs, because the chase matters more than the catch. I turn kitchens into laboratories and mountains into playgrounds. Been climbing for 13 years, and yes, I've cheated death more times than I care to count. If that makes you uncomfortable, we're probably not meant to be.

Once stood trial before every species on Earth during a six-hour psychedelic meditation. Now I'm an environmental activist with a vendetta. I form deeper relationships with trees and rocks than most humans manage with each other.

My past lives include competitive athlete, academic overachiever, and admittedly, occasional asshole. I've made mistakes that would make you cringe, but they've shaped me into someone who's worth knowing. (Fun fact: All my exes still talk to me. Make of that what you will.)

You should be:

• As comfortable in climbing harness as in dancing shoes
• Ready to judge my experimental cooking (brutally honest only)
• Athletic enough to keep up, wild enough to lead the way

What I bring to the table:

• Adventure that doesn't end when plans go wrong
• Kitchen experiments that occasionally turn into masterpieces
• Enough emotional intelligence to navigate both peaks and valleys

If you think you can handle this chaos, reach out: date at westleydang diddlydot com

P.S. I don't do social media. This is as filtered as it gets.